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talk to the hand

I don't want to hear what you're saying.

She didn't want to hear his excuses and told him to "talk to the hand."

by Nitewing \'98 September 2, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.

I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.

by Smillertime November 10, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


[Hand Herpie]

Skanks who give alot of hand jobs (HJ's)and is rumered a hand job whore

Nick: That whore gave like 5 handjobs last night
Jack: What?!? i only new about me nick and charles
Nick: Eww man, she probably has Hand Herpie's now!

by Doc Poc January 13, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear hands

The act of ripping a bears paws of and sliding them on as a weapon. Or they can serve as sweet num-chucks.

Charle: Yo the bol just ripped that grizzles hands off
Willem: Now I'll pwn the shit out of you with my bear hands bitch.

by Killem Willem January 6, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


sally hand

The preferred hand that a male uses to maturate with.

Since he had injured his Sally hand he was forced to masturbate using his uninjured left hand.

by Rev. Gonad September 23, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Hand

When one is experiencing much better than normal luck when it comes to meeting members of the opposite sex.

Jason: Did you wind up going home with that girl you met the other night?

Drew: Yep.

Jason: That's like 3 girls this week, dude, you're riding the hot hand.

by benboweasel January 31, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


man hands

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"

That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!

by CrunkJuiceDC November 16, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž