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the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much
He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.
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When getting titty fucked, and the male ejaculates in your nostrils, blocking your nasal passages, making a loud "thwap " sound, so when you giggle it sounds like you have CHF.
In the crew lounge the other day, Candace was telling us about her latest Happy Dragon
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A fun loving god who is always on the go running away from the likes of Skippy and Splash. He is yellow and has a big smile which he loves to share with people. Buddhists called him Happy BEE BEE
How are you?
Im sure felling Happy Bubbles today
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When youre pounding the dough so hard that your feet start wiggling around.
I stalked this girls vsco and got happy feet.
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A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.
David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.
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(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) um, are you virgin?
girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
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Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
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