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When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.
"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever
someone who is always getting lit🔥 and doesnt shower.
person 1: is irish on something?
person 2: shes on ireland silly
a person who truly understands that humble tuber, the potato.
during the Irish famine, the potato saved lives boy…
Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside
Gave my mrs the old Irish backstop last night
when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat
dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race
The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.
The breakfast of the aristocracy.
Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
When someone rage quits, quits a match, and shuts off the console/ closes the game, without making a noise.
He Irish Lufad.