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Black Irish leprechaun is from Ireland 🇮🇪 and is black from waist down. Drinks only black Irish car bombs
You see what that black Irish leprechauns package ? Looks like bottle of whiskey
Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, do you know who Philly is?
Guy 3: Yeah, he’s an Irish faggot.
Guy 1: wtf, I asked Guy 2, not you.
Guy 2: He’s right, though.
Guy 1: Yeah you are right, tbf.
*All Guys laugh and high five*
Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.
Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
a pub
Paddy; I'm starting to burn a bit under is blazing November sun. Best we protect ourselves with some Irish Suncream.
Goes to nearby pub
When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.
Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.
An Irish artist is a kind and patient boi that accepts all life including raccoons and incorporates such things in their work, great people if you ask me
You are not good enough be more like an Irish Artist