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Jeez dude.
Your probably a WIC student ( Cristopher )
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WIC ( West Island College )
When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.
Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!
Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.
I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.
When you have your girl giving you head and shes on her knees on a kitchen rug. You place your hands on her shoulders and push her around the kitchen while she continues to suck your Dick.
Tom and Becky did a Rhode Island rug roll while they listened to the stereo.
Mountain island charter school is Stupid as fuck , and gay asf , football team grant get a win in three years Murphy beat y’all by 1 point
Mountain island charter school that’s dumb bitch who eats ur dick and throws up on it
When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.
Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.