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When a girl uses her feet to jerk you off. Making a motion much like a frog swimming in water.
Dude! I went out with a girl last night and she frog jobbed the shit out of me.
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An unsavoury move involving butter as a lubricant. Often performed under the table in seedy, or occasionally high class restaurants.
1. "My ho gave me a butter job last night!!"
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Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
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To fuck a good girl who does not like anal. While doing so, you must place her in the doggy-style position and fuck her vaginally until the moment just before reaching climax. Hence, the name, "brake job". After stopping and making her think you have blown your load already, you must then pull out and slam it in her ass. Remember to be quick...and accurate. Most guys only get one chance. but there have been exceptions. Hold on tight and finish fuckig her until you bust your nut right in her anal cavity. Then, and only then, will you join the ranks of the brake job elite.
Nigga' knew she was a slut, so he had his boy hide in the closet to videotape the attempted brake job. Once he got in her ass, she went crazy and got away. She hit the door quicker than a baby fetus out of my potato gun. He is not a brake job master.
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Ejaculating onto a woman's hair
Amanda spent 20 minutes washing her hair with conditioner after Ted gave her a dye job
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Just like hand job, except harder.
Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.
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This is Bush speak for, "...couldn't find his ass with a map."
Like Brownie, George W. Bush is doing a heck of a job. (Can we fire this loser now?)
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