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Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 19, 2022


Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 21, 2023


Berry (Sasha) Johnson

Berry Johnson AKA "Sasha" is a part of the Johnson family containing Marie Johnson, Brayden Johnson, and Oliver Johnson. Berry was born on March 1st, lives in Minnesota, and used to go by the name "Trump Harmy" and "FinchBerry" In her earlier days, "Trump Harmy" Used to go with a political joke of the two presidents Biden and Trump. This joke was made with a friend/real family member that Berry used to talk too on the daily that went by the name Nitro, but later this friendship died after a war broke out with the people that used to be a part of the friend group such as the person "Biden Chiwi" AKA known as Nitro. There was also one more person, that went by the name Kata. With Berry's new friend group (Berry, Brayden, Oliver, and Marie) Berry no longer talks to Kata or Nitro. Berry as if of 2023 is happily married to Marie. Berry writes stories of her new friend group and used to write about her old friend group, she's most known for The Titanic Parody that her and Kata wrote a long time ago when they used to talk.

The Titanic Parody was written by Berry (Sasha) Johnson

by shawn-spen-star February 2, 2023


Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays

Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend

by Ron guy April 1, 2022


Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

by Thedude78 September 20, 2013


Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 2, 2023


Heidi Johnson

a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3

Heidi Johnson is the most beautiful girl in the world :)

by Heidi Johnson April 9, 2021