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When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days
Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head
Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?
massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats
Trevor Johnson is so sexy!
A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective
You look like such a jacob johnson right now.
One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.