someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.
cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
Means you can either fight the person or sleep with them, depending on how it is used.
You can jump on this dick whenever you’d like.
You don’t want to jump on this I’ll mess you up.
an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.
yo look at him/her do the jumping jacks, so hot
When you jump from one dick to another during sex.
Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "
The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!
You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!
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Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".
When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.