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The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.
After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!
The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.
My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant
When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
When you shit yourself while driving
He shat himself a Kentucky Co-Pilot on the way to work Monday
Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.
Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.
When you walk around with a huge wedgie that looks like a camel toe in the ass.
Rand Paul's ill fitting pants pulled him a wedgie that looks just like a camel toe. The first Kentucky Camel Toe on the media is a gift from their Senator Rand Paul.
A sex position where you stick your thumb in your partners... well you see where i’m getting here...
Hey baby, i’ll give you the Kentucky Plug tonight!