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One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.
"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix
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when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.
(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...
Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it
One of many failed pick up lines used by skinny small town men to try to catch a glimpse of female breasts.
"Lets get naked and throw ice at each other." "Uhh Maybe Later."
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A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.
"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"
Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.
As in...
Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."
Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."
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A term often used by primary school students, the equizalent of - who farted?
Timmy: AWW!! who let fluffy off his chain?
Bobby: It wasn't me *picks nose*
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A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.
Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?
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1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,
2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.
Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?
Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)
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