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Dream Theater's 10th studio album. Released on June 22nd 2009.
BCSL is the best album since Scenes from a Memory. The 3 epics on the album are "A Nightmare to Remember", "The Best of Times", and "The Count of Tuscany". "The Shattered Fortress" sums up Mike Portnoy AA suite. "Wither" and "A Rite of Passage" are OK, and they probably the only songs you will ever hear on the radio from this album.
Guy: Did you get Black Clouds and Silver Linings?
Guy2: Yes I did it is amazing. I <3 Dream Theater
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Asking someone to cut a line of cocaine for you.
Line me up, my nizzle!
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Pickup lines that refer to brand names
Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar
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An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.
A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."
I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.
a chat up line designed to shock and amuse
a cheeky chat up line is: call me butter coz I'm on a roll OR call me flora coz i spread easily
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a lil nigga that needa hop off ya line if he aint worth the time
he called me a lil bitch so i told him to hop off my line
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