Usually an asshole who will be short Tempered and will annoy you and think he is funny you will hate all Lukes
Girl 1: Hey Luke is an asshole right
Girl 2: totally
A fucking jackass but a friend non the less.
Im friends with someone who i used to think highly of but now im not sure and his name is luke
luke is slightly short and wants a girlfriend
look at luke he a leprechaun
Calm, cool, and collected. He his high key an ass but low key loves everyone. He is loner but enjoys it most of the time. Wise for his age and loves him family. He will do anything for anybody but might give them shit first, and very trust worthy and reliable; coolest guy ever. He also has a goofy side he doesn’t show everyone but once you get to know him he becomes the most lovable person in the world.
You know Luke? Yeah, he’s the best guy to hang out with.. Luke’s always there for me
He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!
Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}
Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}
If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
What a fucking creepy weirdo
That dude is a Luke for sure