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the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511
oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d
A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.
A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.
Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.
That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
He looks like a llama and he is a simp.
Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp
Handsome virgo man from Brooklyn that is always right & has the kindest smile that’ll make you melt.
Wow! I can’t wait to see Matt & his handsome face.
People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.
'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'