fecal matter boyant enough to sneak up on you when you take a poo in water. Also good for throwing at persons.
That sea monster came out of no where!
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boy (or claims to be boy) with large features i.e. pussy lips, bubbly nose, but squinty asian eyes
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye
if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly
defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
OMG GUYS we need there's that damned sea monster again, let's get out of river side and hope he didnt see us with his squinty 1/2 asian 1/2 mexican eyes!
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when a person is performing well in basketball you keep dishing that person the rock
Our gameplan is to feed the monster, Shaq is the monster
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This word is used as a description of the Greek Warrior/Thug who likes to hallucinate about cookie monsters. This Greek thug also likes to go to international bazaars and haggle with asains to get cheap ass stuff.
Sarris is a cookie monster
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a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.
Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.
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when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.
hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!
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1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.
Wanna go out?
No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.
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