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A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.
Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.
When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.
‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’
The most famous level made by a daily chatter in Geometry Dash
1: Hey wanna play geometry dash
2: Yea Wanna play balls mountain
1: Wth is that
2: A level by pinecones
1: oh let's play
The Best Geometry Dash level, behind lodin da fish washer
bro i beat balls mountain by Pinecones!
BRO BOFL ORANGES HOT CHOCOLATE CANADA FR????