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When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out
I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river
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Stomping a turd down the bath drain.
While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.
A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.
Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)
At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."
"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."
Chuck Berry
While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.
Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!
Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.
Mississippi Mud Pile Is my favorite sex style.