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an extremely stanky vagina; caused by cheesedoodling.
Melissa has a fuckin stink muffin.
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Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.
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bananas... muffins in disguise.
Muffins in disguise are a great way of breaking the ice at parties. Simply place the muffins in disguise down in front of your friends and watch the magic!
Note: Giving your friend's muffins in disguise may cause: loss of friendship, depression from loss of friendship, psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, suicide from getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship.
Bill: Here you go guys i made you some muffins!
Fred, Jane, Bob: Hey thanks Bill!
*Fred, Jane and Bob eat the muffins in disguise*
Fred, Jane and Bob: Hey Bill these aren't muffins you suck!
*Fred, Jane and Bob leave*
Bill: Oh my god i just lost my best friends! What am i going to do!?
*stage 1: depression*
Bill: Waaaaaaaaa.......
*stage 2: Psychopathic rampage*
*Bang*
Fred, Jane and Bob: Oh my god! Bill what are you doing with that chainsaw! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
*stage 3: Being arrested*
*sirens wail*
Bill: Shit!
*Bill is arrested*
*stage 4: Suicide*
*Bill goes kersplat, Can you say kersplat boys and girls?*
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the term used to call a person when he/she does shady stuff that annoys you. fag muffin is not that insultive it is just a faggish way of saying jerk.
guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey
guy 1: can u take me home?
guy 2: no
guy 1: wow you fag muffin
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The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
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noun, refers generally to horse droppings, because they are about the same size and shape as a banana nut muffin.
Bubba and I played catch with some meadow muffins.
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An Alaskan "stud muffin", or a highly attractive male that spends most of his time outdoors hunting, fishing, backpacking, climbing or involved in other adventurous sporting activities.
"Look at that man with his camo deer hunting pants, flannel shirt and rabbit fur bomber hat! He's one rugged muffin!"
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