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To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)
pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?
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those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.
"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"
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-An expression of great flattery
-A very appealing badonkadonk
-The act of anal romance
1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"
2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"
3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"
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Where you are alone and a dude called Jesus gets you and inserts his enlarged 10 inches of horescock in your ass hole.
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n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.
Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.
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The ramming of aerodynamic and not so arodynamic objects up the hrmm... anus
Everybody goes to take michael's mum up the bum while he watches in dispair.
Then he decides to go take some tall dark and hansome man up the bum in a dark alleyway, allllll night long. Bless his little gay soul
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A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.
Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.
Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"
Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."
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