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If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.
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a. the smell of a mans genitalia after a day of sport, night of raving.
reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco penis can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as "a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse"
b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as "pilly willy"
---Examples---
a. "Jasper was put off banging Gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco penis"
"Louis was good in the sack" said bobby, "but horrendous case of disco penis, it smelt like big foots dick"
b. Sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly willy
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when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.
hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!
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The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.
Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away
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A girl or woman who will suck anyones cock, loves to suck cock and will suck cock anywhere
I took out my dick and she started sucking it, she's a total penis leech.
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A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.
Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"
Megan: "Swear?"
Justin: "Penis Promise."
Megan: "Good."
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A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.
Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it
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