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Pencil Test

Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts

Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.

Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.

1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits

4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags

I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required

by VeryVisionary May 28, 2024


Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 26, 2020


high test girl

any girl who appears to be on high testosterone

Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls

by mfdoge March 22, 2019


Staar test

Staar test are the worst

I hate the staar test it’s cancer

by Ooof1234 July 25, 2021


the fitness grahm pacer test

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

the fitness grahm pacer test

by yhgist December 4, 2022


blt test

big long thick test

my motto is to always live by the big long thick test 😏

"I always make sure he passes the blt test before I get too serious."

by sopapaga January 30, 2023


ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010