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When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.
I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!
One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
Just the best, hottest boy band out there.
Made up of five british teenage guys; Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Some say it's not possible to find a group of friends that are all so hot, but hey look at them.
Person 1: Have you heard one direction's new song?!
Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!
Person 1: Not possible. ;)
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The word ''Young one'' is a term used by few, but important people of high standard and social importance. It refers to anyone the user may know or like.
It is always used in the first person, and only to be said to a friend/ person directly. The person being called ''Young one'' can be younger or older, it is simply a term that has gained a definition after being used, originally, by a guy whom goes by the initials E.E
Bob: Hey! Hows it going?
You: Hello young one, not to bad and yourself?
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You: Young one, come here i want to show you something
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an alcoholic mixed drink. its a glass of arnold palmer with a shot of vodka dropped in it. sort of like jager bomb but with arnold palmer and vodka
guy1: i had so many hole in ones yesterday
guy2: do you even remember any of them?
guy3: so you must be quite a good golfer
guy1: i guess you could say that
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Use: Online Roleplay
When you write a nice long paragraph explaining a scene with descriptive words and you get hit with a '"Okay," He said.'
Jarry: "I thought you were doing this weird roleplay thing"
Mike: "Nah, too many one-liners"
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Overwatch's Widowmaker's lie about just needing one bullet to kill an enemy in the opposing team.
Widowmaker voiceline: "One shot, one kill"
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