40-pack of gaunge

Well clearly a 40-pack of the best weed...wait weed doesn't come in 40-packs

Me: Tyler will only pick you up if you get us some free gaunge
Brett: I'll just pay for it.
Me: You'll pay for it? Alright.
Brett: I'll just pick up a 40-pack of gaunge.
Me:......well...what?

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Pack Up The Cats

Saying that meants get ready to move

Pack up tha cats and move to the city

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six pack hold

When a man/woman inserts his/her middle fimger in the rectum, the index finger in the vagins, and uses the thumb to stimulate the clitoris.

I made her cum buckets by putting the six pack hold on her.

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pack-in-the-sack-day

Every February 31, Kurtis's family and friends pack in the sack all day.

Paul and Andy are going to tag team Kurtis's mom on Pack-in-the-sack-day.

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German Snack Pack

a guy cums in a girls mouth till it's full like a snack pack and then when she trys to talk she sounds like a German

She just had a German Snack Pack

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Honey Packing

Using honey as a sexual lubricant, then after sex the partner eats the honey off whatever was doing the penetrating.

Yep, I did some Honey Packing last night. Chick couldn't get enough of the vanilla infused honey all over my Man Part once we finished.

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Packing A Parachute

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.

The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.

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