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The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
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It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.
'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'
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This is an excellent description of most if not all peoples lives.
It originated from a play written by Jean Paul Sartre, who was at the time an existentialist. The play was named "No Exit" (1944), and was about three people trapped in a hotel room indefinitly (the afterlife) while in a love triangle in which no two people felt attraction to each other. During the last line of the play, one of the characters screams "Hell Is Other People!!!!!". It has integrated itself into popular culture's vocabulary while most of the unwashed masses never know its origin.
The annoying guy with the nail clipping habit and halatosis breath is sitting next to you in the carpool again.
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People who are not black : non black People Usually white people because they have Different hair and eye Colors
People of color are so Annoying!
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a movie that is quite popular with grade-schoolers. You will usually be asked whether or not you have seen this movie, to which you must respond yes and then proceed to make up random scenes you saw in it. Otherwise, as the title suggests, you are gay.
person 1: Have you seen the movie Gay People Say No? *snicker*
person 2: In fact, yes I have. Do you remember the car chase scene where the hero jumps through the windshield, shoots the driver, crashes the car off the cliff, and jumps onto a helicopter at the last minute, steals it, and destroys an entire car dealership with it and then shoots at random people?
person 1: walks away
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Quasi-communist state loosely associated with the United States of America. Located South of Oregon and West of Arizona and Nevada. Home of all the fruitcakes and malcontents from the rest of the US. Noted for horrible drivers and a porous border. Largest non-English speaking population in the US. See also Mexifornia and UCSR.
Make sure you get the Spanish version of the driver's handbook, Jorge - and don't forget to thank the People's Republic of California for allowing it.
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Educated good looking people with a high credit score, born with alot of money and don't give a fuck about those who are struggling.
Oh you don't take state insurance you must only help white people
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