Rule 114

People who don't know what "rawr" means are noobs.

Person 1: "rawr."

Person 2: "What o.O?"

Person 1: "Rule 114"

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Rule 695724369

Everything is sexual.
Everything.

Guy 1: Dude not everything can be sexual.
Guy 2: Rule 695724369.
Guy 1: Food.
Guy 2: Sexual.
Guy 1: Bikes.
Guy 2: Sexual.
ETC...

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rule of ones

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

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Rule 34

A rule stating that if a thing exists, there is pornography of that thing.

In other words, Proof that your childhood is not sacred.

"Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it"

Cases in point:

Super Hornio Bros
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
E3 The Extra Testicle
The Da Vinci Load
Forrest Hump
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Eternal Cumshine of the Topless Mind (okay I just made that one up but you get the idea)

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Rule 140

Rule 140: Nobody reads Twitter feeds.

Hipster: Hey, my dog’s stuffed pet’s ear has a Twitter feed!
Other people: Rule 140! Nobody cares!

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Rule 592

When citing an internet rule to someone unfamiliar with the internet, a correct number is unnecessary.

Male 1: So I was watching this anime-

Male 2: Dude, Rule 34.

Male 1: Huh? Wasn't that the one with the porn?

Male 2: Pff, Rule 592.

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Roussel rules

Used to describe a situation where the usual rules of attraction no longer apply. Standards are lowered in order to accomadate the less appealing.
Particularly in the workplace, where a 38 year old divorced mother of two on the end of the production line stacking boxes can appear pretty tidy.

H.D:"that bird you pulled last night was a bit shabby rtj."

rtj:"yeah, I was playing by Roussel rules."

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