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The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
Taking chances that will most likely end negatively, but being hopeful of the best possible outcome
Asking a girl out is like a game of mental Russian Roulette
When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.
Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!
A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!
Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus
Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night
using both hands to provide hand jobs to two lines of participants as they leave your event
As a party favor for my cousin's baby shower, I treated all the guests with a Russian conga line