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This is another name for a worn out, or overall disgusting, snatch. They are mostly found attached to dirty sluts, and appear in their natural habitat of college bars after 2 AM. May also be used to identify a vagina carrying an STD.
Hey John, did you really have sex with that rusty pelican last night? I guess we should take a trip to the free clinic...
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Referring to a herpes stricken ( or other similar STD) male penis that has not be used in awhile.
Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?
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When a person takes a nacho chip, shoves it up a girl's ass, leaves it there for a few days, not allowing her to crap. Then force feeds her tons of laxatives, forcing her to diarrhea out the chip, then eating the chip.
I was craving some Mexican recently, but I felt like regular nachos was lame, so I made some rusty nachos with my bitch.
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Eating out a women while smoking a blunt. The man blows smoke up the pussy causing the women to get a buzz, before the man nail her.
I was RUSTY SUSPECTING Betty, and she was so buzzed that she couldn't even stand up afterwards.
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When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"
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Female version of blue balls.
“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”
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When a girl is on her period, but doesn't tell a guy before he goes down on her. The question being, "is she on her period?". The answer, "yes" and you found out when you tasted blood.
John: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?
Jim: Yeah man, but she pulled a Rusty Riddle on me, it was disgusting.
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