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the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense
A person who 'keeps to them self' is a quiet person like an outcast or wallflower.
'Look Jeffrey isn't really speaking that much", 'yeah, he likes to keep to himself'.
'why doesn't he act like all the other guys' , 'He is a person who keeps to them self'.
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the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.
"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
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Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
This is why health class is so self-explanatory!
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How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.
Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
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the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.
"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
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Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.
Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD
MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus
Sirgoofsalot has left the game
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