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A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.
Symptoms may include:
Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal
How it is spread:
infected parents, infected peers
Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome
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A syndrome used to describe someone who keep talking no matter what you say even if no one is paying attention.
Person One: Man I love ____
Person Two: Cool I dont care
Person One: Man ____ is so great
Person Two: Dude I think you have L Syndrome
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For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.
If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.
Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"
Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"
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Rock star syndrome(R*S)
a mental illness(most often occurring in drummers) in which the following symptoms may occur: when some one who plays an musical instrument (ussually has not been playing that long, about 3 months to a year, and ussually only wants to play music for fame) starts to think that they are amazing on their instrument when in reality they suck, this disease causes the player to be extremely cocky and full of themselves and can prevent a person from hearing their flaws, preventing from getting any better at playing. If rock star syndrome is left untreated it may become permanent and lead to drummers block a victim of R*S usually will not accept advice or constructive criticism about their music.
another symptom of R*S is impulsive buying of unneeded music gear in hopes that it will make you sound better(I.E. a drummer buying 5 new cymbals and a new snare or a guitarist buying a 600 dollar effects pedal)
there are few treatments available for rock star syndrome. one is to hope that the victim just realizes their suck-ness on their own. since victims dont take advice well, it would be useless to just tell them they have R*S
Guitarist:"dude tuna just got a sweet new crash cymbal lets go over and check it out,"
singer:"why? he just got a double bass last week and hes not even that good"
bassist:"yea i know right? tuna definitely has rockstar syndrome. he totally sucks and he thinks hes great"
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When a band is played so much on repeat that you cannot physically stand to hear them anymore. This happened with American Idiot, and continued with the rest of the album. A recent victim is kings of leon.
Kings of Leon are everyone's new favourite band. They've got a bad case of Greenday Syndrome. If I hear sex on fire one more time i'll kill myself.
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Slut syndrome (S.S) is a horrible plague infecting thousands daily. Affecting Men and women both!
The symptoms often include:
Having sex with more people than you can count
not even using drugs or alc as an excuse to blow a guy
dressing purposely so that you can see undergarmets
makeing out with other girls more than twice
answering booty calls at 2 am or later
abortion if your form of birthcontrol
Everyone wants to do you but no one wants a relationship with you
making a amature porn vid
and much more
Omg did you hear?
What?
Sara has S.S....
What is that?
Slut Syndrome!
Oh no! Wow i guess it can happen to anybody. That really puts things in perspective!
How sad!
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the aggravated state a man gets in when he has not received dome for an extended period of time
Quentin: holy fuck im about to kill someone
Dan: looks like you have dome syndrome. you just need some dome dude, chill out
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