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Likes to get em when theyre young and vulnerable.
"Oi look it's alex bah that wet cunt. keep him away from the nursey"
lanky skinny gay ginger nonce
alex: hi how are you?
girls: ewwww hes ginger he must be an alex maccongay
The only know human with a power level over 9000
Vegeta what does the scouter say about alex hansons power level?
ITS OVER 9000
He has thin eyes
Boy 1:Alex can see us
Boy 2:Look at his eyes of course he can’t
Alex garwood is pretty much blind
small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.
Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.
The Alex Attitude to look for the most lack-luster and basic job that pays the most, this attitude neglects enjoyment. This attitude is added by the further globalization of technology,making jobs less physically intensive and more aimed towards the modern man, weak minded and brain washed by capitalism pushed by multinational organisations.
Alex : I found out Brick layers make 15£ an hour
Finlay : Ok?
Alex : I'm gonna be a brick layer
Finlay : That's the Alex attitude!
The act of getting so many bitches that you manage to have hot, sweaty, steamy, wet, rough gay sex with atleast 20 different people in a day. A dirty alex is more of a lifestyle than an act. if you manage a dirty alex then ur smoking hot and people secretly worship you. a dirty alex is often dominant and submissive and extremely kinky. the dirty alex act requires a person named Alex who is gay. if you know a local dirty alex then he probably fucked your father already.
-hey dude what did you do yesterday? -i did a dirty alex ofc.- wow master please dominate me too, i can be your bitch daddy~~
- i heard alex got down and dirty yesterday. -wow the people that got to have a dirty alex are so damn lucky.-yeah, i know im so jelous. i also wanna hit.- yeah dude, alex is so damn fine i want him to blow my back out.
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