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Duck Fever

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.

"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"

by drjemt May 6, 2009

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fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK February 18, 2005

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toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

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Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 11, 2009

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Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

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Mud Duck

A person who is totally complacent in substandard ideals. Usually very closed minded.

He lives in a trailer house and uses epitats eating his frozen pizza watching nascar. Such a mud duck.

by AJuaNai October 2, 2017

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Fuck and duck

When you hook up and duck outta there

Damn bryan way to fuck and duck becky

by 18447939384;7478392/948( March 4, 2017

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