The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.
"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"
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to be totally pissed off at someone
hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"
FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut
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One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.
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1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
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One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing
Molly says hey want to smoke some weed
Jeffrey says sure i want to get high
10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem
Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape
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A person who is totally complacent in substandard ideals. Usually very closed minded.
He lives in a trailer house and uses epitats eating his frozen pizza watching nascar. Such a mud duck.
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When you hook up and duck outta there
Damn bryan way to fuck and duck becky
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