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the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.
j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?
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A polite way of calling someone a jackass and an asshole at the same time.
That man just cut me off. What a J-hole!
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A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".
Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.
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A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.
Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.
Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.
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Refers to a person who was around at the time of the Great Flood. One who's sexual functions has shut down, so that he must stick his dick in a fridge just to get it hard. See also: fag, homo, old shit, DIE IN A FIRE.
"Holy shit! I feel so Poppa-J today. I want to just dress up in spandex and watch Richard Simmons."
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A term used to describe one who masterbates while slapping their dick
Wig squap-J'd himself thinking about teej.
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a marijuana joint rolled by a gay.
gay j = gay joint
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