When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.
I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.
Sniffing cocain off a females titts.
My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.
Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.
A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
Commonly mistaken for the Ouachita Mountains, this mountain range is located in west central Arkansas, southeastern Oklahoma and north-east Texas. In the late 20th century a geologist named Honkey stumbled across these mountains with stunning beauty, confusion began to set in while taking a strike and dip measurement. His confusion led to the new name Oowacheetah. (Noun)
Honkey carries his purple backpack up the Oowacheetah Mountains.