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A killer Iron Maiden song from the year 2000. Written by Steve Harris, Bruce Dickinson, and Dave Murray, this song features stellar clean sections, melodic leads by Janick Gers, creamy leads by Dave Murray, excellent D drones by Adrian Smith, and three-way harmonization after the solos. Based on the early 30's novel Brave New World by Aldus Huxley.
Dying swans, twisted wings, beauty not needed here....
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Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
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When you are given a wedgie in the front, back and sides, and sometimes tucked in your shoulders so it seems like you're wearing an underwear t-shirt.
When I was 14, 4 friends decided to gave me an Around the world wedgie. Everyone who saw me thought I aws wearing an underwear t-shirt.
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An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
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Italy also later joined the Allies, and the Ottoman Empire became one of the Central Powers.
As a result, at the end of the war Italy won control of the Adriatic port city of Trieste from Austria.
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1. Noun: Stemming from the non weakness of a DJM and abilities to work multiple Saturday's in a row. 2. verb: The act of performing to a standard just below DJM. 3. Understanding the pronouncements of SOP 81-1 paragraph 65.
Dave has exemplified himself as the "World's Best Auditor" from his ongoing commitment to the slavery of our business.
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