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tree rape

The process of any forced penetration by any botanical entity.

Bill - "Have you seen Evil Dead?"
Jedidiah - "Yeah that bitch got tree raped"

by blackfooted December 4, 2013

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


rape cry

A loud high pitched squeal emitted by a college freshman after having sex with someone that they will definitely regret in the morning, followed shortly by seeing the thing that they fear most (i.e., spiders, creepy teddy bears)

Person A: I can't believe I just had sex with you.
Person B: I'm sorry, it'll be okay, here, hug this teddy bear.
Person A: WAHHHHH WAH WAH WAHHHH
PersonB: No, don't rape cry!

by glassdollzssz March 24, 2010

26πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Chair Rape

When someone puts their foot on the bar on the bottom of your chair. Commonly accepted, though not appreciated. Everyone likes to do it, but not receive it.

Guy 1: "Get your foot off!"
Guy 2: "No, it's super comfy!"
Guy 1: "CHAIR RAPE!!!1"
Guy 2: "Chillax, at least we don't have any real problems..."

by FailPanda January 23, 2010

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


party rape

when one goes a party and steals all of the occupants and brings them back to their own party. Also applicable for bars, get togethers, and other gatherings of large groups of people.

see the website - partyrape.com
-- where did all the people go? i just went to the bathroom!
-- they said they were going to ft gdp chica as this place was lame
-- awwww we got party raped :( guess we'll head over there too...

by FrYLΒΊcK July 6, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)

unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"

by MurpBawker December 8, 2010

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stab rape

to stab someone and then have forceable intercourse with the stab wound.

i stab raped a guy in prison.

by stephen rayne April 13, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


icon rape

highlighting all the icons on someone's desktop and pressing enter so they open each application.

Bitch you just got icon raped! So much for your project!

by BlackPhoenix January 2, 2008

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž