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On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course
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to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich
'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'
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sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day
are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year
“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”
You can legally throw around noob gamers on 26th of October.
International throw noob gamers day is in a few days! Im gonna throw you so hard!
When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.
Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!
In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences
Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!