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This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!
Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!
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Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"
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To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz
Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!
Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!
Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?
Ben: That is your name isn't it?
Robert: No, it's Robert!
Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!
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Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.
See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
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The act of fingering two women at the same time. With the use of both hands, and a woman seated on each side of you.
Yo I was at the club last night and I was straight Tiger Woods-ing these two hoes.
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a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.
guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while
guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework
guy one: sweet ill be there!
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the yorkshire slang for, "can you shut the door please?"
oi, buddy, can you put wood int 'ole?