Three-Piece Meat-Suite

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'

'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'

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three finger fatty bo batty

A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.

Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."

three fries short of a happy meal

A slang expression for getting insane.
The "happy meal" means here "insanity", the person is on the edge of being or getting insane. The most popular use of the term, when it wasn't coined by them, was in a episode of the Sci-Fi series Stargate.

O'Neill: Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!

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Three Cees Car Wash

Best car wash on the planet located in Herndon, Virginia. After you take your ride through Three Cees your car will look good as new. Three Cees Car Wash is well known for fast service and hard working employees. Members of Washington D.C. sports teams, like the Wizards and the Redskins, are frequent visitors.

"Yo, my whip is looking old and beat. I need to take this thing to Three Cees Car Wash so I can get my ride lookin' pristine!"

"Three Cees Car Wash is off the hook! No other car wash even compares!"

"If you don't take your car to Three Cees Car Wash then you don't deserve a license!"

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I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.

Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)

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Robert Plant Three Hit Combo

Slapping A woman Across The Face With Your Penis First Then
Shortly Followed By The Left And Right Testicles Seperately. Usually used after doing something inapropriate.

Last night I gave this hoe a Robert Plant Three Hit Combo after she sucked my cock poorly.

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three prong plug

what people use to shove up their asshole/cunt-hole

mmmm three prong plug feels GOOD!

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