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The Only thing that matters on the internet... (Not including porn)
No internet = No Cat Videos
No Cat Videos = Half of the internet is at war.
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When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why
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The hating of the normal house cat due to its creation of sheer annoyance by meowing and generally being an unfaithful little shit.
1: Dude, i fucking hate cats
2: you got some real cat-hate there
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A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.
Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.
When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.
I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.
-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't
dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
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