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one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart
i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours
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unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
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When an individual bends over and spreads their buttcheecks in the mirror so they can see themselves fart
“One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom and I saw this guy fart mirroring!”
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Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.
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The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.
Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
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When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.
"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."
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the all mighty ,holy grail of farts,the loudest,smelliest fart in all existence...
i have never smelled the gringo fart my sir
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