Random
Source Code
Random
Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
7👍 1👎
to take a dump
Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.
I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.
26👍 9👎
A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.
The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.
36👍 14👎
In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.
Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.
12👍 4👎
a plea for the release of former UFC and mixed martial arts fighter Lee Murray, who was arrested for stealing upwards of 50 million dollars from a cash depot in Europe. Murray also beat former UFC light heavy weight champion, Tito Ortiz, in a street fight in London.
"'Free Lee Murray!' he shouted, as lee murray is too badass to spend time in jail.
33👍 13👎
Negotiation strategy for getting your boyfriend off his computer.
Babe, seriously... How about you get off slickdeals and we have a free 4 all?
15👍 5👎