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Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress February 16, 2018

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Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye

"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."

by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long-legged mack daddy

A long-legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

by StG44 August 7, 2009

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long island iced tea

Strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of Coca-Cola. Ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot glass usually) with Sweet & Sour mix for tartness and Coke to create color of iced tea.

A few long island iced teas will get you hammered pretty quick.

by progamer124 March 16, 2003

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Chicks dig the long ball

Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.

Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.

by Beets by Dr. Shrute November 22, 2015

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long boy

The male organ of copulation. A term created by 'Strangers11' from the FollowFollow forum.

Strangers1 couldn't believe it when an image of a long boy popped up on his Mrs' phone. It was as solid as a rock.

by Gerzz July 8, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

by Seano Vox July 19, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž