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Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress February 16, 2018


Long-legged mack daddy

A long-legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

by StG44 August 07, 2009


long island iced tea

Strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of Coca-Cola. Ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot glass usually) with Sweet & Sour mix for tartness and Coke to create color of iced tea.

A few long island iced teas will get you hammered pretty quick.

by progamer124 March 16, 2003


Chicks dig the long ball

Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.

Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.

by Beets by Dr. Shrute November 22, 2015


Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

by Seano Vox July 19, 2008


how long we've come

Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.

"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC

by LordTwigo'sFollower November 28, 2020


God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 02, 2021