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Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024


Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.

Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."

by nacko420 October 7, 2017


Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019


thunking around

The act of loudly stomping around, or walking hard, if you will.

Miranda was thunking around on the wood floor so loudly this morning, I wanted to hit her with the frying pan.

by Terradactyl Skye January 20, 2011


Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 9, 2014


The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 2, 2025


horsin around

when you get backshots with arby's horsey sauce in your ass

me: you wanna do some horsin around?

bad bitch: no tf?

by Ohioskipitti May 23, 2024