can I get a piece

when a 3 some is going at it and another person wants to join (making it a 4 some)

(Tom, Jane,& Emma together in the corner, Bill walks up)
Bill: Can I have a piece?

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Three-piece cage

Another name for for a business suit.Wore by stuck up , obnoxious little twats.

Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage

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Fold you like a piece of paper

Fight Someone

Ima fold you like a piece of paper, patty.

six tenders in my four piece

When a girl (or whomever) discovers her man’s penis is larger than she expected.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night; got six tenders in my four piece.”

Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

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Chunky piece of menstrual fluid

A person who is a low down, dirty rotten bastard.

Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?

Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.

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She's one fine piece of albacore

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.

Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

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