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When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"
When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon
Not Bacon Philip💀🤧
-Me when John sent it-
During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.