booty call

when the opposite sex rings you for some fun in the bedroom, that being the sole purpose of the phone call

"Hey nick, want to come round for sex"
"Sure, but i got a date at 10, so need to leave straight after@
Friend rings nick
"Guess who just booty called me"

38👍 29👎

booty trap

the act of getting in serious trouble due to a booty that dose not pertain to you.

your girlfriend's best friend calls you wanting to grab some coffee wile your girl is in yoga class = booty trap

your at a bar with your girlfriend and she sees another girl and u making eye contact = booty trap

"jill called me on 3way and my wife was on the other line...booty trap"

"my girl found a pair of panties in my back seat with initials on the waistband but they werent hers ....booty trap"

18👍 11👎

Booty Milk

The runny diarrhea like substance that comes out of your booty hole when your constipated. This usually happens when your booty hole is infected.

Ughhh! I can't make this "Booty Milk" stop coming from my assssss!!!

24👍 16👎

Booty Pillow

The world's first male comfort pillow.

A pillow shaped like a butt meant to replicate the feeling of laying on a girl's butt and the small of her back.

My girlfriend didn't let me take a nap on her butt so I used my Booty Pillow instead and it was just as comfy

10👍 5👎

Booty snatcher

A male who fucks tons of different women in a very short period of time

That nigga get to much ass mane, his ass a booty snatcher

13👍 5👎

Booty Warrior

ADRIAN. Basically someone who crawls on the floor and sings "Swiggity Swoody I'm coming for that booty!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Adrain: "Swiggity Swoody I'm coming for that booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whole Class: "Adrian get up freaking booty warrior."

31👍 19👎

Booty Commandments

1. Thou Apperciate The Booty
2. Thou Grab The Booty With Both Hands
3. Thou Rub The Booty When Thou Has The Chance
4. Stay Away From Fake Booty
5. Skinny Chicks With Booty....Slim Thick
6. Yoga Pants & Leggings Are Blessings

7. Booty Rubs & Intelligent Convos Are The Best

8. White Girls With Booty...That's Amazing

9. Ain't No Booty Like A Black Female's Booty

10. Be Strong Hitting Booty From The Back Very Satifying Yet Dangerous.

Live By The Booty Commandments Yo

4👍 3👎