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A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.
Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe
Childe is a boy that’s sweet, nice, caring and charming but doesn’t notice it as he is dense. At first, Childe seems like an average guy but you will soon come to realize that his warmness makes him different from other people. Everybody needs someone like Childe
Girl1: I think I have a crush on Childe
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand…
Childe may be a name for a certain Genshin Impact character, but is also a nickname for the youngest of members in groups. Childe is a wonderful human being, that is truly convinced that they have all their cards out of your eyesight and sheilded, why in fact they are laying on a glass table. Childe is a jack of all trades and is like the sweetest honey. Generally they have few close friends and many aquintances but a wide hatred for birthdays (specifically their own)
Person #1: "You are such a child..."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."
Imagine not pulling childe first ten wish lmao
Person 1: " Wow loom at that daddy ginger"
Person 2: " Oh, you mean the ed sheeran looking ass? Thats just Childe"
The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”