Random
Source Code

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 13, 2020


boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013


Children's coffee

Indigestion

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


Rez coffee

All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee

Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee

by TheGreatAdolf September 10, 2022


Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.

Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.

by OGGetcharDookie February 22, 2021


Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens April 5, 2018


coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020