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Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite sex and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any median of communication ( i.e. in person at a bar, myspace/facebook/other social networking websites.)
1. "Yea, dude! I was talkin to this hot ass bitch on myspace for like three days straight...non-stop! She was diggin my shit! Then she like stopped talkin to me outta no where! I think she moved to like Dutch Pennsylvania...."
"Naw nigga! She just how now, brown cowed the shit outta you!"
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An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
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A (FSCUD) is a large plumpy grotesque woman who unexplainably came into a position of some power over others and does not make good judgement calls. She tends to make the same mistakes on a daily basis and is oblivious to the fact that she is to blame. Any choice made by such person is usually flawed in some way. Anyone who knows a FSCUD has my sympothy.
I work with Kelly and she is the worst Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom I have ever seen. I just want to kill myself when I see her.
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A look often defined as "Sexy".
Daaaaang, mater! Dis hurre chap gots him some Flare jeans with Cow boy boots. YEEEEEEHAW!
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a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
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This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."
"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.
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The word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious written out as a sentence. There are plenty of ways you could write it, but this is just one way you can turn this ridiculous word into a sentence.
Dairy Queen: *develops a new commercial starring Super Cow*
Professional Musician: *cracks fingers* Let’s do this.
The Resulting Song: Super-cow-is-fragile-artistic-and-extra-atrocious!