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When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.
to turn up with the perfect thing needed to make a bad situation good, or a good situation better.
"he felt it was getting awkward, so he cracked out the champagne"
"alright mate. it's getting dark, im cracking out the horror movies"
A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.
Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.
Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.
You hear eagle with his crack lung again?
The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.
man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!