Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

dirt play

Slang for ass play.

My girl was down for a lil dirt play last night. She’s a keeper.

Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

dirt flute

When you fuck you partner up the ass, then they give you a blow job after

I fucked her in the ass, then she played the dirt flute

dirt gutter

! "ass" , butt, "poop shoot"! booty

"hey she has a nice dirt gutter on her"

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

^dirt

Something said in comments to confuse people and make them look it up in the urban dictionary. Also known as a made up word and a successful troll. Also known as ^dirt

Jacquelyn Webber posted on Coltens post this morning ^dirt and after a long time of searching with Allison and Chloe they decided to check ^dirt on urban dictionary before deciding it was time to call it quits.